Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain; why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain; why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain; why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain; why is he climbing a mountain?

To hug the mountain
To envelop...that mountain
To hug the mountain
To envelop...that mountain
To hug the mountain
That mountain
That mountain
He wants to make love to the mountain

Tough young guys, sinewy bodies
And their...eh...
Fingers, and teeny toes
Challenge the rock
Challenging...death
Why do I climb the mountain?
Because I'm in love

There is a passionate affair going on
Between Kirk and the mountain
Kirk is on the-
Kirk is on the mountain
Now, in order to create that illusion
Sucking some of the most sensational men
Who not only climb
But are voracious, fleeting and elusive and peripheral
And that's putting me on the mountain

Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain; why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain; why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain; why is he climbing a mountain?
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain
Hold it, please

To hug the mountain
To envelop...that mountain
To hug the mountain
To envelop...that mountain
To hug the mountain
That mountain
That mountain
He wants to make love to the mountain

And the climb
Is going where no man has gone before
Where no man has gone before
Challenge the rock
Challenging...death
Why do I climb the mountain?
Because I'm in love